- I Am The Lord Thy Blog, Who Hath Brought Thee Forth From The Land Of Lame Free Hosts And The Rigors Of Hand Coding. Thou Shalt Updateth No Other Sites Before Me.
- Thou Shalt Not Take The Name Of Thy Blog In Vain.
- Thou Shalt Not Steal. Thou Shalt Not Bow Down Thyself To The Evils Of Cut And Paste Design.
- Remember Thy Blogiversary Day And Keepeth It Holy.
- Honor Thy A-List And Thy Z-List: That Thine Own Stats May Groweth.
- Thou Shalt Leaveth Comments.
- Thou Shalt Not Flame.
- Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Site Design, Nor Shall Thou Covet Thy Neighbors Color Scheme, Nor Thy Neighbors Site Statistics, Nor Comments, Nor Sense Of Humor, Nor Anything That Is Thy Neighbors.
- Thou Shalt Be’th Original. Thou Shalt Not Write Of Thy Pet More Than Once A Fortnight.
- Thou Shalt Not Becometh A Web-Cam Whore.
- Thou Shalt Shamelessly Plug Thy Blog To All The Peoples Of The Earth, And In So Doing Shall Spread The Word Of The Lord Thy Blog.
- Thou Shalt Updateth, And Thou Shalt Updateth Often.
The Web Log Writers Ten Twelve Commandments
Uh oh, I hope BlogGod doesn’t smite me for my repeated violation of the 12th commandment. (But look! I’m following the 6th right now!)
13. Thou shalt not have entries consisting of nothing but links to sites that everyone else has linked to. See #3.
#14. Thy shalt comment on thy comments thou receiveth, unless thou find thy received comments to be of unearthethly crap.
The Lord Thy Blog Hath Recieveth Thy Comments. The Lord Thy Blog Be’th Pleased.
thou shalt read geekman’s blog more often, because you forgot that it is amusing.
Commenting: So if I want to make this a twofer, I should leave this comment, but not link it?
Amen
..and thoust canine shall piddle in the inconvienient places.. liketh thou power strip on thine PC.
You see, you meant this as an amusing satire, (which of course it is), but No 4 reminded me that my blogiversary is due this month. Out of the mouths of….
Thou, O lord of thy blog, art a geek. Never changeth.
looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue…
ROFL thank you honey :o) xxx
haha, that’s funny. i found a reference to these on another page, but you must have moved your entries. but i found it after all and love the commandments! cool!
My Lord,
Please forgive me for stealing your idea here. I found Thy work from Michelle. Let Thy humble servant knows if stealing is sinful in this case :)
#15 Thou shalt handle thy neighbor’s comments with integrity.