I present to you
My day, from morning to night
Damn you, I am lame
Wake up 10 a.m.
Yawn, stretch, scratch myself and fart
Damn you, brand new day
Water, soap, shampoo
To clean; lather, rinse, repeat
Damn you, stinging eyes
Brush my teeth and hair
Shave face with brand new razor
Damn you, bleeding face
Breakfast beckons me
Hot cocoa and Captain Crunch
Damn you, empty milk
Get dressed, shirt and jeans
Laughing people pass me by
Damn you, open fly
Now it’s time to work
And yet, I procrastinate
Damn you, Miss Ex-Boxx
Hungry, dinner time
Deliveryman rings bell
Damn you, burnt pizza
Pizza stomach pains
Porcelain throne, sit, relief
Damn you, no T.P.
Sit and stare at screen
Inspiration! Time to Blog
Damn you, MS Word
Bedtime, tired, sleep
Can’t stop thinking in haiku
Damn you, I must stop
what a mighty geek
clever, wit and handsome, too
X-Box steals your life
a geek to the core … i think i’m in love … :)
blog life in haiku?
a clever thought; I grumble
should have been my own
how nifty!
Inspired nonsense
Witty and limp, yet flaccid.
I bow to the Geek.
Dreams inspire me
But I don’t dream in haiku
So therefore I write
witness fine wit
tech boy gets art
reaching to kin