PhotoBloggery 04Monkey See…

“Pssst.”

“Yeah?”

“What are you looking at?”

“The humans.”

“What’s going on?”

“Nothing yet. But it should get interesting soon.”

“Yeah? Can I watch, too?”

“Sure, but be quiet.”

“…”

“Which one’s the male?”

“The one on its knees.”

“Is that normal?”

“I think so, he does it every night as far as I can tell.”

“Why?”

“I don’t really know. I think, and this is only a guess mind you, but I think he’s trying to mate.”

“Does water always leek from his eyes?”

“Not every time, no. But when it’s been a long time since their last coupling he goes through this very peculiar ritual that our scientists have named, ‘begging’. I’m trying to figure out why he keeps ‘begging’ when it never seems to work.”

“And?”

“And, so far my only theory is that it’s some kind of ritual necessary for the male to successfully entice the female to copulate. Similar to a peacocks feather display, or a baboons butt coloration.”

“Oh.”

“…”

“So that one’s the female?”

“Yes.”

“She doesn’t seem to be too taken with the male’s approach, does she?”

“Actually, this approach never seems to work for the male.”

“Really?”

“Yes. Really.”

“Well, if it never works why do you suppose he keeps employing it?”

“You know, I was sent here months ago and after observing these two in action for all this time, I think I can actually answer that question.”

“So? What’s your answer? Why does this male human keep ‘begging’ to mate with his female when that approach has, time and time again, only lead him to failure?”

“He’s a Geek.”

“No!”

“Yes. And furthermore, I believe that he keeps attempting this approach towards copulation in the vain hope that one day his woman will pity him enough to consent.”

“That is so sad.”

“I know.”

“…”

“Wow, look at him ‘beg’! He really is pathetic. Do you think we should put him down and find her another, more suitable, male?”

“No.”

“Why not?”

“Think, my man. Think! He’s a sexually frustrated Geek! It’s a hell of a lot of fun to watch him suffer. Look at him cry like a baby. Look at him!”

“…”

“Heh.”

“Hehehe.”

[both] “HAHAHAHAHahahahahahahaHAHAHAHahaha!”

“Whew.”

“Oh, yeah. That was good. I’m crying here.”

“That was awesome! I’m glad I saw that. Funny as hell. Priceless.”

“Damn right, that was priceless. I laugh like that almost every night. He’s one stupid, pathetic Geek and I just love to watch him make an ass of himself.”

“You’re a cruel gargoyle, man. But I like that about you.”

“Yeah, I know. Now shut up, I think he’s going to try to touch her boobies…”

[slap]

HAHAHAHAHahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!

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