I heard this last night in the hotel lobby.
Man 1: “… her out.”
Man 2: “Really?”
Woman: “I can’t believe it!”
Man 1: “Yeah, I don’t know who’s going to replace her, but I guess someone finally realized she couldn’t handle the work.”
Woman: “Or maybe she just pissed someone off…”
Man 2: “Was there anyone she didn’t piss off?”
[laughter]
Man 3: “What’s so funny?”
Woman: “Did you hear about Linda?”
Man 3: “Linda? My boss, Linda?”
Man 1: “Yeah, they fired her today back at the office. Escorted her from the building and everything.”
Man 3: “Really?!”
Man 2: “Really.”
Man 3: “Is this a joke?”
Woman: “No. She’s really gone. According to what we know she wasn’t even allowed to download anything from her computer.”
Man 3: “Holy crap.”
Man 1: “Who are you calling?”
Man 3: “Linda.”
Woman: “Why?”
Man 3: “Hold on a sec. Hey, Linda it’s James. Did you just get fired? Really? Wow. No, no. I just wish someone had told me earlier so I could throw a “Ding-Dong the Bitch is Gone” party. Have a nice life. Buh-bye.”
[GeekMan spits his ice water out of his nose]
I guess Linda really wasn’t a very nice person.
That. is. awesome. That’s like something I dream of doing but would never have the guts to do. Man 3 is my hero.
Too bad that wasn’t on IRC so it could go on bash.org.
$4.85 for a Starbucks Venti Mocha Frappachino.
$500 for an iPhone.
Getting to tell off your ex-boss in front of other people and repeated on the Internet…PRICELESS!
Can I put this on Facebook? Millions of people should be able to read this!
Are you trying to insinuate that millions of people DON’T read my site?
Put your money where your mouth is and slap on hit counter on your page.
Dozens of people read your site.
Im #4 apparently.