Has this ever happened to you?
There you are, minding your own business, when you feel a nasty, nasty fart coming on. Looking around, you see that no one is in your immediate vicinity and so, as discreetly as possible, you let it rip. Thinking that you’re getting off scot-free you leave ground zero and walk towards some fellow workmates you see standing around the water cooler. And it isn’t until you’ve joined the group and laughed at some inane joke made by your boss, or made a pass at the cute receptionist, that the stench of your gaseous doomsday device hits you and you realize that somehow your fart has followed you and soon everyone will collapse into a death-like coma knowing that you can destroy life at 10 paces.
How the hell does that work?!
Gladly, no. I’d die of embarrasment!
I’m told, that as a child, I scared myself while passing gas…
i have a friend that refers to the technique of farting and walking away from it as “crop dusting”.
Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. Don’t you know, there’s a time delay before the fumes completely evacuate your pants/shorts/skirts/thong. Of course, the more layers of clothing, the longer it takes to clear. That is, if you’re wearing anything at all, a la COMMANDO. Ask Geekman about the time…..
fart?
you fart?
Yes.. almost every week, if not day. OR I am in my office, and right after my office is full of stink, someone walks in….. Just act normal.. maybe they will think it’s the a/c…… :-/