Friend of Geek:
“Hey guy’s, I’m thinking about getting a tattoo. Any ideas on what it should be?”
GeekMan:
“Sure! How about Sanskrit for Are You Legal?”
Quickie
It’s That Time Again
I am very tired.
I’m headed to the airport in a few hours to catch a plane down to Boca Raton, FL where I’ll be subjected to all sorts of client whims and fancies as I do my little freelancer song and dance for another paycheck. Since I don’t know if I’ll have the time to update while I’m away, I thought it would be nice for me to leave you a warning about the probable lack of content until Thursday of next week.
And, uh… I’ve done that now so…
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Ahem. Soooo…
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Hey, why the hell are you still reading this? What? You’re waiting for me to get to the funny? What funny? I have no funny. There’s no funny to read here. Move along now. Go on! Run along home! Go ahead. Beat it kid, ya bother me. Scram! Get lost. Shoo.
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Dammit. You’re still here.
Well, if you’re that starved for entertainment, let me try scaring you away with some of my Horrible Self-Serving Haiku (Patent Pending).
Notebook conundrum
A decision must be made
I await your thoughtsI’ll be back Thursday
Don’t forget to leave a tip
Thank you and goodnight
The King Is Dead
A little advice.
If you ever should happen to find yourself walking past the Flamingo Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas at around two in the afternoon you should do yourself a favor and close your eyes, plug your ears and run for your life. If you don’t, then you have a very good chance of being scarred for life as you witness the worst impersonation of all time. A very fat, middle-aged, tone-deaf and Asian Elvis singing, ‘Hound Dog’.
Trust me, it’s not nearly as amusing as it sounds.
Living On The Edge
I’m going to try something new.
It’s been pointed out to me by several people that I write very long entries. According to those people this is sometimes ‘not a good thing’ because sometimes people just want a quickie. Something they can read, laugh at and move on from in as short a period of time as possible.
Well, la-dee-frickin-DA.
So beginning today I am creating a new category here called, ironically enough, ‘Quickie’. And to start it off, here’s today’s quickie brought to you by the letters M, G, and the color Tope Taupe.
If a woman on a popular ‘reality’ TV show declares that if a man asked two women friends to have a threesome with him he’d be surprised at how many women would say yes, it is never a good idea to turn to your fiancée and exclaim, “You mean I could have had you AND your sexy friend at the same time?!”
No good will ever come of that. Believe you, me.