Blog Star

Blatent parody of All Star by Smash Mouth.

Somebody once told me
The world would never know me
I ain’t the sharpest wit on the web
She was looking kinda smug
With my hit count in a slump
When the light came back on in my forehead

Well, the words start coming and they don’t stop coming
Post to the world and I keep the post funny
Didn’t make sense not to write for fun
Your crap gets laughs but your best gets none
So what’s with you?
So what’s to say?
So what’s wrong with talking to pastry?
You’ll never know if you don’t toast
You’ll never shine if you don’t post

Hey Now
You’re a Blog Star
Get your Web Log
Web Page
Hey Now
You’re a Blog Star
Get your wish list
Get paid

All that traffic is gold
Hope this stupid song breaks the mold

It’s a dumb site and they say it’s not funny
You think it’s bad now? wait till I get money
But the Mighty Geek site begs to differ
Judging by the lack of some Mighty Fan pictures
The rhymes I make are getting pretty thin
The llama’s gonna swarm and I like to play Sims
My word’s are fine, how about yours?
That’s the way I like it so I’ll never get bored

Hey Now
You’re a Blog Star
Get your camera
Web date
Hey Now
You’re a Blog Star
Get your wish list
Get paid

All that traffic is gold
Only funny guys get the girls

Hey Now
You’re a Blog Star
Got your Web Log?
FrontPage
Hey Now
You’re a Blog Star
Get your wish list
Get paid

All that traffic is gold
Only looting songs

Somebody once asked
Could I be a psychopath?
I need to get myself committed today
I said heck, what a concept
I could post about my mental health
And we could all laugh another day

Well, the words start coming and they don’t stop coming
Post to the world and I keep the post funny
Didn’t make sense not to write for fun
Your crap gets laughs but your best gets none
So what’s with you?
So what’s to say?
So what’s wrong with talking to pastry?
You’ll never know if you don’t toast
You’ll never shine if you don’t post

Hey Now
You’re a Blog Star
Get your dream job
L.A.
Hey Now
You’re a Blog Star
Get your wish list
Get paid

All that traffic is gold
Only shooting stars drop a load
All that traffic is gold
Hope this stupid song breaks the mold

16 Comments

  1. I’d buy that single. Ok. No I wouldn’t. But I’d download a hacked copy of it with Limewire.

    Ahem. You da geek, Geekman. But then, you knew that.

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