Wow, have I been busy.
Many things have conspired this week to keep me from you, my loyal minions. Doctor appointments, new websites, family members in trouble, social gatherings and even the finale of Who Wants To Be A Super Hero, have all done their best to keep me from writing here, but fear not! They have all failed and I am still here for you!
What do you mean you’re all on vacation today?
Well, in the off chance that someone out there checks this website sometime during this holiday weekend let me just say, “You suck.†Not one person wrote to me this week to find out if I was ok, or to offer their help with my WordPress woes, or even just to say hi. And this saddens me. It makes me sad because it means that my readers who I know check this site regularly for updates, are a bunch of heartless, uncaring, Bread-worshipping, poopy-heads.
Yeah, I’m looking at you too, Jules.
Sigh. Well I guess that’s too be expected, what with my on again, off again Blogging schedule of late. In my defense it is summertime and I’ve been doing other things with my time during these hot summer months, but I know you don’t care. You just want me to bring on the funny, don’t you? To you I’m just a clown, a fricking comedian who is only here on the earth to bring a little humor to your day. OK, then. I’ve got your humor, jackhole.
I’ve got it right here!
Take that! Ha!
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Huh? What do you mean, “It looks like you’re holding a broken pencil?!†I’m insulting you by holding my crotch, stupid. Aren’t you insulted? What was that? A pencil’s eraser?! Hey! You’re not supposed to insult me! I’m insulting you with my gangsta pose and attitude!
Uhm… beyatch.
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Oh crap. Now I think I’m going to cry.
Ok well I am not a “regular” reader yet, but I like your blog, so maybe I’ll stay for a while. Pop a tent, cook some marshmellows… you know the drill.
Anywho… thanks for sharing.
Mighty geek, you’re not just funny, I think you say things that are insightful and sometimes sweet..