Do you still love us?
HoBiscuit and I are still doing a lot of work getting ready for our upcoming wedding, so things will continue to be a little slow around here for at least the next two weeks. We’re doing pretty well crossing things off our list of ‘things necessary to do in order to get married’. We’ve got the Dress, the place, the flowers, the DJ, the food, the invitations and almost everything else. You could say we’ve got just about everything we need for this wedding, so what could we possibly be doing that’s taking up all of our precious internet time?
Well, you see, we haven’t found anyone to perform the ceremony yet.
I know, I know. We are stupid. Yes, yes, I understand that we seem to have plenty of time to find someone to marry us, but I can assure you that we do not, especially since I will be traveling for the next two weeks. That means we need to book someone before I leave or we’ll really be up a poo creek without a T.P. boat in October. With evil, little fishes made of corn chunks with sharp, pointy teeth circling us as we sink into the stinky sludge.
Ew.
So, as I get ready to loose my mind trying to please four different parental units with two different religious beliefs at one wedding event, I would appreciate any show of support you might want to express to my future wife and I. A comment here would be nice, or an email, if you’re feeling eloquent, would be even nicer. But to truly show your support and love for us, you might do something even better! Now, you might be asking yourself, “What could possibly be better than an email of love?!” and on any other day I’d be hard pressed to give you a good answer.
But this is not any other day.
So from today, and until our happy wedding day on January 2nd, if you really want to show HoBiscuit and I just how much you love us, you can buy us a little something from our brand spanking new Wedding Registry! Personally, I’d think you were a cheap llama-loving loser if you didn’t buy us the new Sony Clie, or at least the complete Ranma ½ Digital Dojo collection. But that’s just me. HoBiscuit says she’d be thrilled to get even a single CD or book from someone, but I don’t think she’ll really be happy without The Complete Monty Python’s Flying Circus Megaset to go with it.
And Half-Life 2. We must not forget Half-Life 2.
BTW, if you actually know us in real life then ignore the GeekMan & HoBiscuit registry since we’ve set up other registries under our real names for our family and friends. So, if you actually thought you could get off easy by buying us a DVD for $15 and calling it a day, you’ve got another think coming. That’s right, grandma. Can we say “Wüsthof”? How about “All-Clad”?
And Mr. Hentai; if I see even ONE gravy boat I will kill you. Dead.
Wow.
And what a charming title “Welcome to GeekMan & HoBiscuit’s Registry” It Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
There is some nice stuff that I wouldn’t mind on that list. I wish I had a credit card…
:'(
Not even married and already selling out like a 2 dollar corporate whore… oh my!
You know what happens when you add too much water to the wine? It’ll be shite.
GeekMan, I really didn’t expect you to do something like this, but hey… it’s your page, do as you like. I’ll take a look at that wedding thingy, even if it is for laughs. You can consider this my mail of love, because, after all, I do like to read your mumblings. Sometimes. Often. All the time.
Okay, that last statement was over the top.
DAM I THOUGHT I COULD GET OFF GETTING YOU A DVD!!!!
I’ll come out to perform your wedding. True, I’ve never done one. Equally true: my certification to perform such ministerial duties comes from the Universal Life Church, a small Xeroxed piece of paper at the bottom of my desk drawer. However, this should not hinder my ability to hitch your ho-biscuit to you post-haste. Just say the word Geek Man.
Well, have fun finding someone to perform the ceremonies…and if anyone actually buys you things from the site lemme know because then I’m going to have to post my wishlist on my blog.
Good luck.
Since I’ll be coming to the wedding (Wait, I am invited, aren’t I? Oh, of course I am. Why wouldn’t you invite me? I mean, sure, we’ve never met and all, but geez, I don’t think your thinking should be limited by pesky little details like that.) Anyway, I’ll be coming, and I’ll bring lots and lots of presents and penny candy. Oh, and do you think that it’s appropriate for me to wear black to a wedding? Because really, I look best in black, it’s so slimming and all. But some people have said that it’s not really appropriate to wear when people are getting married. But again, why be limited by convention? So, it’s decided. I’ll be in black, and I’ll be there.
Oh, and by the way, which are the things on the list that HoBiscuit wanted? This registry list looks suspiciously similar to the GeekMan wish list.
Half the stuff on your list I JUST SOLD TO THE USED DVD & GAMES shops!
You gobshite.
Double the gravy boats!!
I do weddings, funerals, and other mischief… Airfare is all that is required
FELICIDADES ! me siento muy bien por ustedes pero por dentro las entrañas se me estan pudriendo de envidia.
Que Dios me perdone pero lo odiare durante los proximos 5 minutos. Despues de eso tendran mis bendiciones y mejores deseos.
You greedy thang you, you expect me to contribute more than I have without even offering me the honour of free chicken kiev?
I bought the mug, the bag etc. That’s my $1 contribution until I get a flowery invitation or are you just afraid of having too many people turning up with laptops at the ceremony?