I am still funny.
Some people out there seem to doubt my ability to be funny anymore so, in order to prove them wrong, I’m going to attempt the infamous, and highly dangerous, Double-Warznack maneuver. As we all know, only two people have ever successfully completed the DW without dying in the attempt, but for my readership, I will do anything to make them laugh. So, without further ado, I will now attempt to fart to the tune of “Yankee Doodle” while being repeatedly hit on the head with a frying pan by twelve angry midgets.
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Wait. That was no fart…
LOL!!! You have evoked a distant memory of uproarous hilarity I recall as a teen. There was an album, yes, one of those vinyl disclike things, of a farting contest…