TMG’s Top 100 Movie Quotes Of All Time

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Rank Quote Movie
1 Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. Gone With The Wind
2 I’ll be back. The Terminator
3 I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse. The Godfather
4 You talking to me? Taxi Driver
5 Go ahead, make my day. Sudden Impact
6 There’s no place like home. The Wizard Of Oz
7 Use the Force, Luke. Star Wars
8 I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. A Streetcar Named Desire
9 As you wish. The Princess Bride
10 It’s good to be the king. History Of The World Part 1
11 What we’ve got here is failure to communicate. Cool Hand Luke
12 You can’t handle the truth! A Few Good Men
13 Yeah, baby. Yeah! Austin Powers
14 I coulda been a contender. On The Waterfront
15 Say "hello" to my little friend! Scarface
16 I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take
this anymore!		 Network
17 Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy
night.		 All About Eve
18 Show me the money! Jerry Maguire
19 All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up. Sunset Blvd.
20 Striker: Surely you can’t be serious.
Rumack: I am serious…and don’t call me Shirley.		 Airplane!
21 I’m too old for this s—t. Lethal Weapon
22 Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty
ape.		 Planet Of The Apes
23 Excuse me while I whip this out. Blazing Saddles
24 I’ll have what she’s having. When Harry Met Sally
25 I am not an animal! I am a human being. Elephant Man
26 Put… the candle… back! Young Frankenstein
27 The stuff that dreams are made of. The Maltese Falcon
28 We’re on a mission from God. The Blues Brothers
29 They’re here! Poltergeist
30 Bond. James Bond. Dr. No
31 Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. The Godfather II
32 Game over, man! Game over! Aliens
33 I’m walking here! I’m walking here! Midnight Cowboy
34 Hasta la vista, baby. Terminator 2: Judgment Day
35 They call me Mister Tibbs! In The Heat Of The Night
36 Here’s Johnny! The Shining
37 Well, nobody’s perfect. Some Like It Hot
38 Elementary, my dear Watson. The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes
39 Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need
no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinking badges!		 The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre
40 Stupid is as stupid does. Forrest Gump
41 There is no spoon. The Matrix
42 If you build it, he will come. Field Of Dreams
43 I want my two dollars! Better Off Dead
44 I see dead people. The Sixth Sense
45 What’s happening hot stuff? Sixteen Candles
46 It’s alive! It’s alive! Frankenstein
47 You’re gonna need a bigger boat. Jaws
48 Alllllll righty, then. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
49 My precious. The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers
50 Houston, we have a problem. Apollo 13
51 You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I
feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?		 Dirty Harry
52 Hello, gorgeous. Funny Girl
53 Ouch. E.T. The Extra Terrestrial
54 Made it, Ma! Top of the world! White Heat
55 Rosebud. Citizen Kane
56 Throw me idol, I’ll throw you the whip. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
57 Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Wall Street
58 I am your father. Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
59 Whaddaya think I am, dumb or somethin’? Singing In The Rain
60 Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me
into!		 Sons Of The Desert
61 Yippie kay-yay, motherf—-r. Die Hard
62 He slimed me. Ghostbusters
63 Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. The Graduate
64 There’s no crying in baseball! A League Of Their Own
65 No wire hangers, ever! Mommie Dearest
66 Goooood morning, Vietnam! Good Morning Vietnam
67 Kahn! Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Kahn
68 Sanctuary! Hunchback Of Notre Dame
69 You’re out of order! You’re out of order! The
whole trial is out of order!		 …And Justice For All
70 Tell me about the lambs, Clarice. The Silence Of The Lambs
71 Run Away! Monty Python & The Holy Grail
72 Thank you sir, may I have another? National Lampoon’s Animal House
73 You’ve got me?! Who’s got you?! Superman
74 To infinity and beyond! Toy Story
75 Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one
of all?		 Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs
76 Kill (kill, kill, kill) Friday The 13th
77 These go to eleven. Spinal Tap
78 Open the pod bay doors, HAL. 2001: A Space Odyssey
79 You know, for kids. Hudsucker Proxie
80 That’ll do, pig, that’ll do. Babe
81 I know you are, but what am I? Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
82 Must go faster. Must go faster. Jurassic Park
83 Second star to the right and straight on till
morning.		 Peter Pan
84 The first rule of Fight Club is – you do not talk
about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is – you DO NOT talk about
Fight Club.		 Fight Club
85 Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas,
Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!		 It’s A Wonderful Life
86 I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
87 You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You
just put your lips together and blow.		 To Have And Have Not
88 What do you mean, I’m funny? You mean the way
I talk? What? Funny how? I mean, what’s funny about it? But I’m funny how?
I mean, funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here
to f–kin’ amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How’m I funny?
How the f–k am I funny? What the f–k is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell
me what’s funny!		 Goodfellas
89 Tell ’em to go out there with all they got and
win just one for the Gipper.		 Knute Rockne All American
90 Where does he get those wonderful toys? Batman
91 I’m a professional killer. Grosse Point Blank
92 One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.		 Animal Crackers
93 I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen. Say Anything
94 Who’s on first. The Naughty Nineties
95 I’m king of the world! Titanic
96 Carpe diem. Dead Poets Society
97 You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills,
computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.		 Napoleon Dynamite
98 Nobody puts Baby in a corner. Dirty Dancing
99 This is my Boom Stick! Army Of Darkness
100 I feel the need – the need for speed! Top Gun

7 Comments

  5. Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet s–t! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster’s Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET s–t on us! What flavor is this?
    Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
    Jules: [pause] What?
    Jimmie: I don’t need you to tell me how fg good my coffee is, okay? I’m the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys S–T. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what’s on my mind right now? It AIN’T the coffee in my kitchen, it’s the dead nigger in my garage.
    Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don’t even worry about that…
    Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
    Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain’t seen no…
    Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
    Jules: [pause] No. I didn’t.
    Jimmie: You know WHY you didn’t see that sign?
    Jules: Why?
    Jimmie: ‘Cause it ain’t there, ’cause storing dead niggers ain’t my fg business, that’s why!

  6. The list makes a fantastic game. We had a printed copy (Thanks Mighty Geek) and sat around drinking beer while someone would do a line and the group guessed what movie it was from. Fun for the whole family.

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