I have answered the question!
Of course, now that I’ve made such a bold and yet cryptic declaration you’re probably sitting there wondering what question I might have answered that’s so all-fired important that I’d break the silence of this here website just to bother you about it. Well, the question I have finally, definitively answered is one that has plagued Bloggers for millennia and for the sake of future scientific research I feel that it is necessary… no, VITAL that I share my newfound knowledge with you, the unwashed, uneducated, unmotivated, plebeian masses. Prepare yourselves, for this knowledge will shake the very foundation of your core beliefs and leave you a jiggling, weeping mass of organic matter unfit for human contact for at least 11 seconds. Possibly more, depending on how much fiber you’re getting in your diet. But never mind all that noise, on to the question!
What would happen if a world famous, devilishly handsome, intelligent, sexy and most beloved Blogger disappeared from the internet for 6 months with no explanation whatsoever?
Well, after six months of intensive research into this matter I have an answer. The answer is…
“Eh.”
More to follow.
I saw it more as “stunned silence”.
I know the truth…