There Is No Spoon

Woah. Keanu still can’t act.

I saw The Matrix last night and I’m actually vibrating with anticipation for the third installment. The movie started out a little weirdly but made sense soon enough, and then the movie took off like a rocket.

And I mean that literally.

I won’t give away any spoilers or even discuss my thoughts on the movie but I did want to give those of you who are planning on seeing it this weekend a little bit of advice. Pay attention to the Architect. Listen to every word because doing so just might help you comprehend the incomprehensible.

Anywaste, back to my pathetic life.

HoBiscuit is away for the next two weeks, because she’s attending a couple of weddings that I’m supposed to be at with her but cannot due to a very busy work schedule. She’s part of the bridal party of each wedding, so it’s really horrible of me to not go with her. I hope she understands that I’m staying behind so we can afford to pay for our wedding, but just in case she feels the urge to withhold sex upon her return, I’ve gone ahead and purchased her a gift. And since I was feeling so generous, I got one for myself too, of course.

What? I’m a Geek. So sue me.

7 Comments

  1. That you advise paying attention to every word of the Architect is a positive sign. The few reviews I’ve read of the movie have led me to believe they’ve sacrificed “words” for “kungfuasskicking” action. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but the main reason I saw the first movie 800 times was because it actually had some thought behind the action.

    You have given me hope.

  2. Sure, she agrees to marry you and gets the jukebox.

    I bought you the freaking ticket to Reloaded and I didn’t get nuthin’

  3. I loved The Matrix so exactly because of the deeper meaning that’s hidden in the movie. If you look past all the action and the great special effects, then you get to the true story.

    I’m gonna watch Reloaded for sure, but I am sceptic if they can bring such a good behind the action plot and idea as they did in the first one.

    BTW : I think Keanu can act… but tastes differ.

  4. Did you stay after the credits to see the trailer for Revolution? I thought that was the best part.

    As for the movie– I gave it a C. I think I’m the only one in the world who thought it lacked linear flow. It moved like a schizophrenic comic book– as if the editors were rushed. Bad.

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