After signing up for a Café Press account and creating all the graphics I’ll need, I realized that I didn’t have a witty tag line for my site. As everyone knows, you have as much chance of selling branded merchandise without a witty tag line as you do of finding a fresh donut at Dunkin Donuts at 4:15am. With dreams of rolling naked in a great big pile of cash a la Scrooge McDuck dancing in my head, I came up with the following tag lines. If you have a better suggestion or just want to vote for your favorite, write me a comment.
- Do not be alarmed. I am a Geek.
- I am. Are you?
- Women love my slide rule
- I’m a ‘l337 h@x0r’, yo.
- Faster than a speeding T3
- Polyester suits rule
- Paid to be smarter than you
- Too dumb to be a Nerd
- The world needs more duct tape.
- Geek-shirt, Who’da thunk?
- I’m on a (shirt/mug/hat), what’ve you done?
- Duke of URL
- I’ve got a wedgie
- This space left intentionally blank (arrow pointing up)
- Submit Wage Monkey, or die.
• got pr0n?
• My other car is also a P.O.S.
• Geeks think of more kinky positions.
• I’m a geek and still think Battlefield Earth sucks.
• Have pity.
• I love my basement lab.
• ..but I’m drinking milk!!
I’d give some suggestions, but I’m still coming up with my own witty taglines for my site. On a side note, if you steal any of mine, I will be forced to break your legs. Nothing personal :-P
Here’s a few more I thought up.
Tastes like chicken
High on crack
I need a life
The Voices tell me things. Secret things.
It’s all rather pointless
Witty comment here
Neither micro, nor soft
Next stop, Loserville. Population, me.
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