Stupid, stupid weather.
In case the title wasn’t enough of a hint, let me tell you all straight out that I’m sick. Apparently, while refusing to towel yourself off after a shower for fear of mind controlling rays from the government satellites in space may allow you to remember all the deep thoughts you concocted while soapy and wet, it will also lead to a runny nose, sudden chills and a tendency to sweat profusely while unable to keep warm. I hate being sick.
Can some kind soul email me some chicken soup? Please?
OK, go buy yourself a BIG bottle of Vicks Vapo Rub,, Not the fake stuff, the real Vicks. Take and dig about 1/3 of the jar out and start rubbing it all over your chest, neck, and have Ho Biscuit do the back. Put on a Tshirt you dont want to save, and then pull on your PJ’s, then sweats and finally pin a white sock around your throat. Drink a gallon of hot honey lemon tea crawl under the covers, turn on the electric blanket and sleep for 12 hours…
Works finest kind!
i tried to mail the soup, but it kept running out of the envelope.
First, soil thyself. Then, proceed out into the neighbourhood and harass the squirrels. Soon all will be well and your day will be groovy. Take care not to clean your britches until the next day.