Schwetty Balls


I really, really hate when I’m forced to spend 14 hours straight sitting in an uncomfortable, pleather, wheeled office chair with a broken height-adjustment lever. Every time I’m allowed to stand up for a three second break I make the “peeling sticker” sound as my butt leaves the seat. And my underwear keeps riding up.

That is all.


  1. actually.. for that to happen you need to be nigh naked in that chair.. . commando in a chair? youd fall on you face as your winkie sticks to the soft mock leather and trips you up. Nothing like a chair-post in your bum.

    A bedsheet over the chair should suffice… or put on some damn clothes.

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