Want a neat practical joke for long plane flights?
You know those hard, plastic cups the flight attendants give you for your drinks on the plane? Well, when you’re sitting next to a kid, or even a college-age person, try this bit of fun. Take the empty cup and place it in your armpit without your seatmate seeing you do it. Then, complain loudly that your neck is killing you and ask if it would be alright for you to crack it. Without waiting for an answer, twist your neck as far as you can and, just as you reach the point that it would look painful to your seatmate, crush the cup in your armpit by squeezing your arm to your side and then fall over going completely limp.
Trust me, it will look and sound EXACTLY as if you just broke your own neck.
clearly, you’ve been traveling waaaay toooo much.
You stole that one from Penn & Teller, man!
You’re mean, Milkman Dan…