Aunt Vodka’s grandson is reading the four questions.
Grandson:
“Why is this night different from all other nights?”Granddaughter:
“I know! I know! It’s different because grandma Vodka isn’t drunk yet!”Uncle Cigar:
“Granddaughter! That’s not nice. You should apologize to your grandmother right now.”Granddaughter:
“You’re right, grandpa. I’m sorry you’re not drunk, grandma Vodka.”Aunt Vodka:
“Not nearly as sorry as I am.”
Many spit takes and coughing fits ensued.
heh.
It’s absolutely 100% true
Those are some angelic grandchildren.
it’s from putting up with you punks for so long.