You are a frickin Moron.
When next you get the urge to install Sony Clie versions of the Palm desktop onto your computer at 11pm on a Sunday night, do your level best to resist the temptation. If you are unable to resist and you actually begin the installation process you will not be surprised to find that problems arise causing your computer to freeze and then refuse to boot. At that point in your horrid, sorry excuse for a life, you must try your frickin hardest to accept your own stupidity and simply turn off the computer and wait until a more reasonable hour to troubleshoot.
For example, 3:00 pm on Doomsday, the Day of Ultimate Judgment.
Whatever you do, do not, I repeat, do not use Windows System Restore to try and save your Geeky anus. Especially at 1:30 in the morning the day before a very important conference call during which you abso-frickin-lutely know you will need to use your computer. Doing so will only lead to heartache and pain.
And cursing. Lord forbid we forget the cursing.
In conclusion, the next time HoBiscuit politely asks you to install something on the computer, think carefully before attempting to help her. Should you somehow find that you have inadvertently gone ahead and installed the Palm software, leading to the System Restore fiasco, and culminating in a frantic attempt to rebuild an entire computer’s software installation and preferences overnight, allow me, that is, you, to offer these last few words of advice.
Don’t be frickin stupid. Buying her a new Clie sure beats going to jail for murder.
I’m sure HoBisquit will not be asking *me* for much computer assistance in the future, so this whole thing may be moot.
Clie Clie Clie! Wasn’t that the sound the knights of Monty Python made?
Ow, wait… that was ie ie or something alike, not?