My left eyelid is twitching.
I’m not kidding. It’s shaking and shivering like an epilectic midget lying naked on a windy iceberg. I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but if I had to hazard a guess, I’d probably say it had something to do with lack of sleep. For the last month or so I’ve been working so much that I haven’t had time to sit down for a meal, let alone sleep more than 54.7 seconds at a time and I guess it’s finally caught up with me.
Damn. There it goes again!
It’s not like it’s a noticeable twitch, either. Because a noticeable twitch might actually be fun to have, y’know? I mean, I could walk up to strangers and demand money and when they looked at me they’d see a crazy guy with a twitching eye and hand over all their spare change. Viola, instant cab fare! All of the other beggars in the world would come from miles around to learn how to make their eyes twitch like mine so they could garner more pity/fear and thus make more money.
I’d be worshipped as a beggar-king! Like Aladdin, or Ali-Baba!
And because I think it sounds cool and everyone would be too afraid to argue with me, I’d be known as The Crazy One Eyed Psycho-Geek from Madagascar. Secret agents would contact me to find out what’s happening with the world according to my international “Underground Intelligence” network. I’d wear an old British naval officer’s outfit, complete with medals, a ruffled shirt and a weird hat, and I’d walk with a pronounced limp and have lots of fake jewelry hanging off my dirty coat.
Most importantly, I’d have a pet ring-tailed lemur named “Spooky”.
Man, this fricking twitch is annoying. Maybe I should do something about it besides holding my left eye and screaming obscenities at myself. I tried banging my head on the sharp edge of the desk earlier today, but all that did was override the twitch annoyance feeling with a little pain. Wait! That’s it! What I really need is a fricking whole lot of pain to take my mind off this stupid twitch! I’ll just stab myself in the eye repeatedly with this nice drinking straw and see if that works. If not, I’ll just smash my face into this monitor and rub salt into my cuts and bruises.
Hey, if I’m not here tomorrow somebody call the Marines, OK?
Don’t worry Geekman my left upper eye hasn’t stopped twitching since my first marriage making itself known only to me at the worst times, just give it a name and move on man. Welcome to marriage!
Errm, try upping your green veggie intake. It’s got something to do with the vitamins. Chlorophil. Chlorine?
Bah, I’m not a scientist.
Sometimes twitches can be caused by vitamins. Stop all vitamins for one month and see what happens. I don’t understand it myself, but everytime I take vitamins for more than 3 weeks I get an eye twitch. Sometimes my lower lip twitches too.
What is wrong with you!?! you need to get a life. if not join my gang TLE and we will but those urges to work
the Jester
hi, i think u should go to your doctor and chek it out and take it seriousley
hi, i think u should go to your doctor and chek it out and take it seriousley
I am going insane over here with an eyelid twitch that’s clearly out to destroy my life! I started taking extra vitamins about a month ago and now I have this relentless twitch in my right eyelid!!! It started about 10 days ago and it’s without question worsening. It went from the ocassional twitch throughout the day to a constant, nonstop spasm. Just had to get this off my chest since I see I’m not the only one ready to lose my mind;-)
U please sleep 10 hours per day
I am an Indian, staying in visakhapatnam, Andhra pradesh
Stop worrying, do meditatation (concious sleep ) for 30 min minimum morning and evening before going to food. U can see miracle results.If still problem exist let me know I will send aurvedic medicne,