Make Me Famous!

• by GeekMan • In Experiments •   32

I should be a star.

I’m hip. I’m funny. I’ve been around for over two years. I should be a big Blogosphere A-List winner instead of the tiny, little, pathetic and unknown Geek that I am. After pondering the reasons why I’m not a bigwig in the Blogging universe for all of thirty minutes this morning, I believe I have come up with not only the root cause of my anonymity, but also the solution.

You see, I need a catchphrase.

Everyone else in the Blogging universe has one, some Bloggers even have two! A very select few even have more! I thought it would be easy, but coming up with a good catchphrase has eluded me for all of 45 minutes now, and I think it’s time to call upon my loyal readership once again to help me out. So, without further unnecessary verbiage I will now ask you to come up with a catchy, witty, funny, gloriously entertaining and ultimately world dominating catchphrase for this site that will propel me like a rocket to the top of the heap of festering excrement that we call the Blogosphere. Here are the rules:

No curses.

There, that should be easy enough. Leave your suggestions in the comments below so that the whole world can mock your idiotic ideas just like they did back in the second grade when you thought making paste flavored Jello was a good idea. The best catchphrases posted by 11pm Sunday, June 15th will be cultivated by me and then judged, also by me, and then sentenced to ten years probation for public stupidity. They will also be used as randomly rotating subtitles on the next redesign of this site, which will happen before the end of August.

Ready? Set? Comment!

32 Comments

  4. Mmmm… Bread…

    The Sound of A Thousand Llamas Fleeing

    Only His Hairdresser Knows For Sure

    Hey, that’s some mighty geeky content there. Mind if I try some?

    A thousand monkeys died to bring you this. Show some respect!

    Saving the Blogosphere’s Humorless Soul One More Time

    You’ll Go Blind

  5. Sorry. Bread could have made A-list. You’re… just… not… cool. I mean, I read you religiously. (No, not really, mostly just when I notice the squiggle lines in my blogroll which tells me there have been updates.) But, I mean, just cos I read, and laugh and think (not so much on the think one) after reading you, that doesn’t make you’re cool enough to be a WINNER.

    Sorry.

    Even a catch phrase isn’t gonna do it for ya. Face it, Bread will always be your master.

  6. wow, i REALLY like “Not in the face! Not in the face!”

    …. *pretends she had something constructive to say*

  7. – But really a sissy.
    – Sucker for everything.
    – The path to world domination starts here.
    – Oh phuleeeaaasseee!

    Well… one thing is for sure Geek Man, the best one’s are already taken. In other words : you’ll never beat me :)

  9. Because you need something to read after masturbating.

    Flyzilla not included.

    Some assembly required.

    …does not squeal like a girl.

    A closet masochist.

    … is not gay.

    All this and no Star Trek.

    … in the form of a classic 98-pound blog!

    … thinks Betty Rubble is HOT!

    … still wears underroos.

  11. So far I’m liking ‘Fear my toys’ and ‘Not in the face! Not in the face!’

    Keep ’em coming!

  12. I’m so damn good, no catch phrase needed…

    Geekman, ruler of the geekites…

    Who #@$%^ a %^&#…

    Geekman, anti-phraseite…

  13. owned!
    the feta on your geek salad
    the same, but different
    my own worst enema
    lick me, i’m geek
    fun like a greased pig
    cause coccyx makes me giggle

  14. Hmm, there have been so many clever ones here that I feel a little inadequate. (Yeah, right– like that is a new.)

    How about:

    Loner or Loser– you decide.

  15. The Mighty Geek: “Smells like feet?” ;)

    I know, it makes no sense– but it has that rhyming thing going for it. It’s a catchphrase– it doesn’t HAVE to make sense. It just has to be . . . well, catchy.

  16. The Mighty Geek…

    -Making the world safe for HoBisquit one toy at a time.

    -Slave to my toys.

    -Funnier than you.

    -The Crust on Bread.

    -He started the Internet.

    -His parents can explain everything.

    -Head Developer in the department of New Uses for Crayons.

  17. the parsley in the teeth of the internet
    burning the eternal phlegm
    toasty, like undewear from the drier
    with a beat you can dance to

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  27. yeah, i make straight a’s and i know every problem in the math book, sure i read the encyclopedia,(its only my fav book), and okay…i still wet the bed and eat lunch alone, but you are going to be on tv one day and they will ask you a really hard question and the only person you know to get the answer from is the one and only mighty geek, and im not your friend remeber! so stick that in your back pocket!

  28. I think you ctachphrase should be::

    How to have gay sex without the arsehole suggestion 10. Come into a big piece of web page crap eg this site

  29. Fuck it! Just fuck it!

    We should join forces and turn the world upside down. Seriously! I’m a geeky computer goth that wants to be known for more. I have a plan. E-mail me if your interested.

  31. From a fellow Geek to another keep up the good work you’re doin well so far….maybe even better than me x x x x

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