Look at me, I’m gift giving
Lousy with my brown nosing
Won’t go to bed till the Geek links the Ren,
I bought him Fountainhead!
Sent it, hey, from far away
From Australia, crickey mate!
Don’t get all cross ’cause this Aussie’s the boss
So get out of my way
I don’t think you dare, to even touch my hair
I feel ill for poor HoBiscuit
Keep your shonky paws off my Sheila drawers
Or she’ll kick your crack, wanna bet?
As for you pathetic fool
I know what you wanna do
You’ve got no crust Bread’s my object of lust
He’s just so buttery!
GeekMan, GeekMan! Let me be!
Keep your drivel far from me
Just link me fool, ’cause you’re stupid, it’s true
Hey, fungu, I’m Spree Girlie
I can only hope she sings this out loud.
This is a parody of the original song Look At Me, I’m Sandra Dee by Stockard Channing from the movie Grease. Sorry that there’s no link to an MP3, but I can’t seem to find it on the web. If you don’t know the song, rent the movie. Better yet, stay up until 3am and you can probably find it on cable. Usually on TMC or Lifetime, but I wouldn’t rule out Cinemax or even HBO as we get closer to Christmas. Originally, I wanted something by Olivia Newton John or Men at Work, but I just couldn’t seem to make the words fit the way I wanted so I gave up and went with something a little easier. I even managed to work in a few Aussie slang words I picked up from an old friend. Aren’t I just too cool for words?
So, who’s next?
Alright, it’s official. You’re a nutcase. But that was cool. *L*
too. cool. for. worms. (i said worms, roxanne! worms!)
holy cow…i was going to comment on how totally cool the song was (one of my favorite movies of all-time) and then I see a quote from Roxanne!!! One of my *other* all-time favorites. sigh..I can tell what I’ll be renting this weekend…..