Things I’ve done in the last week and a half.
- Flew to Atlanta
- Went to a cemetery
- Flew to Dallas
- Went to a Brazilian restaurant and ate my weight in dead animal flesh
- Swore I’d never eat that much again
- Worked like the wage-whore I am for yet another ungrateful client
- Went back to Brazilian restaurant and ate even more than the first time
- Pondered the viability of purchasing personal home/travel defibrillator
- Got forklift/taxi to airport
- Flew home
- Bought a new scanner
- Attempted to install scanner, v1
- Cursed
- Attempted to install scanner, v2
- Cursed some more
- Attempted to install scanner, v3
- Cursed, had aneurism, fell to floor
- Foamed at the mouth as my new perspective allows me to see that scanner was not plugged into outlet
- Attempted to install scanner, v4 – problem solved
- Cursed self for being an idiot
- Read 5 books
- The Art of Photoshop
- Summer Knight
- Bureau 13: Judgment Night
- Something M.Y.T.H. Inc.
- The Book of Athyra
- Digitized less than half my CD collection (28 GBs and growing)
- Saved the world from egomaniacal madman intent on ruling the world from his secret underground lair located on a small, skull-shaped island off the coast of Malaysia
- Wedding stuff
- Paid bills
- More wedding stuff
- Paid more bills
- Even more wedding stuff
- Paid even more bills
- Made a tourniquet out of $100 bills to stop the outward flow of money from my wallet
- Attempted suicide by repeatedly dropping giant-sized annual wedding spectacular issues of women’s magazines on my head – attempt failed miserably
- And now, finally, I have begun Blogging again
Let the rejoicing begin.
::happy blogging dance::
If you do not read the other two Bureau 13 books I shall never speak to you again.
Ever.
I’d say the saving the world from the egomaniacal madman sounds pretty interesting hehehe.