Yes, it is true, I’m leaving you again.
I’m headed to Vegas for work tomorrow and will probably be gone for about a week. And because I am such a self-abusive loser, I will once again expose my fragile ego to the masses and invite everyone who wants to meet me to come on out to Vegas for lunch or dinner. And of course, once again I will have no takers.
Come on people! I may be a Geek, but I’ve still got feelings!
Honestly, I don’t know why I keep trying. I mean, it’s just like back in third grade when nobody wanted me to sit with them during lunch and I had to sit on the floor next to the bathrooms and eat my FlufferNutter and bananas sandwich all alone. Crying at how cruel the world was and making empty vows of revenge on all the cool kids. And all they ever did was point at me and laugh… and laugh… and laugh…
*sob*
Oh man, see what you did? Now I’m crying! That’s it, I hate you all! I’m taking my toys and going home and I’m not going to talk to you for at least a week! So there! Are you happy now, Poopie-faces? Huh?! Are you happy?!
*sniffle*
Somebody get me a tissue.
Have a good trip, doo-doo head.
We’re happy ;)
I was feeling bad – really bad – until you called us Poopie-Faces.
if you ever made it out to vancouver island for some paticular reason, sir schmere-stain, i’d take you up on your offer. But I may have to reconsider since my face smells nothing of the poop, yet you said so.
.. it kinda looks like poop though.
Maybe you should travel to a city where you’re loved. I mean, I’d meet you if you came to Seattle. But seriously,who reads you in Vegas? They’re busy gambling for free drinks….
Yeah, what they said. If you ever bothered to Visit Eugene Oregon for the slug festival or something I’d love to meetcha, but seriously, Vegas?