Here are some things that happened to me this weekend.
- Spoke about the proper way to choke a cock with a Chinese farmer while sitting in a beer garden in Queens, NY and drinking a $2 thimbleful of Sprite.
- Saw, but was unable to capture on film, a man sitting in a café wearing an honest to goodness tinfoil hat.
- Watched someone vomit in a beer garden.
- Cursed.
- Saw a boring movie.
- Fixed my mother’s broken computer. Again.
- Placed an order with Amazon.com only to be told that it would not be shipped until May. 2004!
- Cursed some more.
- Saw another boring movie.
- Began once again researching laptop computers.
- Cancelled my Amazon.com order, re-ordered the exact same items, and received a new ship date in August. 2005!
- Discovered irrefutable proof that sitting on the toilet for more than 20 minutes will lead to mind-numbing pain in one’s feet when one attempts to walk away.
- Invented new words just for the novelty of using them in curses.
So, how was your weekend?
What were you trying to order? Maybe someone living in another part of the world can just walk into a local store and buy it for you…
It would have been fantastic if you could have gotten an interview with the tinfoil hat guy.
My weekend?? Debauchery the likes of which cannot be described in a family oriented blog. Actually, it can best be summarized as: Go see The Whale Rider.
My weekend was interesting, thanks for asking. Sorry about the Amazon debacle, but my question is, how do you choke a chicken properly?
My weekend was great. It’s nice to see someone talking about chocking chickens. I thought that was such a thing of the past.
Oh, and where can I get a stylish tin foil hat?
My weekend was great. It’s nice to see someone talking about chocking chickens. I thought that was such a thing of the past.
Oh, and where can I get a stylish tin foil hat?