Snippet of a slightly embellished conversation with my girlfriend:
MightyGeek “Y’know, I need a name for you on my site. Calling you ‘girlfriend’ all the time is getting tedious.”
Girlfriend “OK. How about SlutPuppy?”
MG “Pardon?”
GF “Slut. Puppy.”
MG “You want me to call you SlutPuppy? On my website? For the whole world to see?”
GF (Laughing) “OK. OK. How about HoBiscuit?”
MG “Ho. Biscuit.”
GF *Uncontrolled giggling*
MG “Sigh. Well, at least it sounds a little classier than Slutpuppy. HoBiscuit could almost be a new cracker from Nabisco.”
GF (Laughing) “Don’t you write about this, ok? I don’t want people to think I’m crazy or anything.”
MG “Oh, this is soooo getting blogged.”
I have the coolest girlfriend. Ever.
Your girlfriend is super cool. What’s she doing with a goof like you????