Happy Blogiversary

Today is my Blogiversary. To celebrate, I am going to forgo torturing all of you with another song parody I was working on and simply say that it’s been fun so far and I hope to continue for a long time to come. I’d say something funny now, but I’m too sick to make the effort.

Is it just me, or do tissue companies use the same paper stock as sandpaper?

Well, here’s a little bit of a Dr. Seuss inspired poem I was working on for my Blogiversary. It’s not very good, but at least I can always say I’m sick. What’s your excuse for actually reading it?

On behalf of the site you see

Written by me, The Mighty Geek

It’s time to throw a big party

Cause it’s my Blogiversary!

I’ve entertained you all for free

Posting merely thrice a week

Reached my goal and now it be

My one year Blogiversary!

Pinger, dog, song parody,

Alter ego, bike story,

I even write ‘bout family

Bless this Blogiversary!

I am so sick, I cough and sneeze

Can barely write, forget funny

This song just was not meant to be

Stupid Blogiversary!

Anywaste, I hope everyone has enjoyed reading my stupid crap funny stories during this last year. I certainly enjoy writing them. I’ll be back next week on a more regular schedule of funny posts and silly stories. Right now, I’ve got to go back to bed and pray to some deity of the netherworld to give me back my health in return for my soul.

And won’t they be surprised when they discover that by ‘soul’ I meant my shoe?

Hahahaha

*cough*

Haha

*weeze*

Hahaha

*hackcoughhackhack*

Haha

*GeekMan shaped explosion of phlegm*