Well true believers, GeekMan’s got some bad news.
Due to my amazingly full work schedule I’m going to be flying to Chicago today to be a good little graphics monkey and make enough money for HoBiscuit to buy herself a new pair of shoes, and the accompanying walk-in closet to go with them. What that means for you my loyal readership is that I’ll be gone for yet another week, but if my visitor logs are any indication then neither of you will really care.
I don’t even think Momma Geek will notice my absence.
In order for the world to fully comprehend my agony over leaving all of you unattended and humorless for yet another seven days, I originally wanted to express myself in the only way I believed could truly capture all of my anguish, heartache, fear and despair. But since no one would have been able to see my interpretive dance, I’ve decided to use a different style of expression more in keeping with this computerized medium. So sit back and prepare yourself for my awe inspiring and almost Shakespearian display of Crane-Style Emotive Blogger Haiku.
Yeah BOY-eee. I got mad haiku skilz.
Early morning flight
Work has GeekMan by the nads
Updates shall sufferReaders bow their heads
Hot chocolate made sweet with tears
Heaven holds no warmthAnother week gone
Sadness envelopes the world
Until The ReturnMark your calendar
There will be great rejoicing
On Monday the twelfth
That’s right. You just got poetry served.
… Ye gods… as one of your habitual lurkers, I feel slightly violated by such a random browse-by poetry reading. Although you do seem to have a talent for getting the haikus to scan well.
Ah well, have a good trip. I need more antics to distract myself from actual work!
Oh God not again!
Must ye abandon us now
In our needy hour?
Have a safe trip, friend.
Come back with a thousand tales.
And lots of prezzies.
poetry was served
just like geekman to leave us
emptiness becomes blog
always running away, you.
we’re going to have to find a way to chain you to your blog
poetic or not.
There’s no rhyme that could fully capture the depth of my despair at this moment. Or, could it?
GeekMan promises
To return to us with words
That will inspire, Feh.