Ain’t What I Used To Be

Here’s a poser.

At what age, exactly, does the human body become unable to get up from a seated position without making some sort of grunting noise? You know what I’m talking about. The “Uuunghfff!” sound that escapes unwillingly from your lips as you ponderously extract your tectonically expanding butt from the seat cushion you’ve spent the last 3 hours turning into an ass-shaped Jello mold while you were watching Trading Spaces and eating cheesy-poofs.

I mean, I can’t be that old, can I?

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  1. Its about the same time you start looking at that Ty guy and saying where does he get all that energy!

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