Schwetty Balls

Posted on March 25th, 2009

FYI

I really, really hate when I’m forced to spend 14 hours straight sitting in an uncomfortable, pleather, wheeled office chair with a broken height-adjustment lever. Every time I’m allowed to stand up for a three second break I make the “peeling sticker” sound as my butt leaves the seat. And my underwear keeps riding up.

That is all.

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2 Responses to “Schwetty Balls”

1. Prairie Dawgin' Says:
   March 26th, 2009 at 12:47 pm

   It’s simple….
   Just go COMMANDO!

2. Mr. H Says:
   March 26th, 2009 at 3:43 pm

   actually.. for that to happen you need to be nigh naked in that chair.. . commando in a chair? youd fall on you face as your winkie sticks to the soft mock leather and trips you up. Nothing like a chair-post in your bum.

   A bedsheet over the chair should suffice… or put on some damn clothes.

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