If you’re an aspiring robber, stay away from 7-11.
I went to a 7-11 today for the first time in years and saw something that simultaneously made me smile and cringe. I’m not sure if this holds true for every 7-11, but at this particular store in downtown San Diego, there were height stickers on the doors so that the cameras could be used to estimate the actual height of everyone who enters or leaves the store. In fact, as I was leaving, I did the height-check thing and passed my hand over the top of my head to get my measurement. Nope, I didn’t grow since the last time I checked, but I did get a real kick out of the looks on the cashier’s faces when I did it. On a similar note, no matter how hungry you think you are, don’t eat 7-11 sausages. Seriously. Just trust me on this.
Anyone know where I can get a gallon of Kaopectate and a stomach pump?
I hear they sell those things at some place called 7-11.
:)
Ipecac. That will take your mind off of everything.