- Made the entire theater do the Macarena
- While on a date, spilled a full, giant-sized cup of soda on my shoes and, as I leaned down to pick up the cup, somehow managed to dump an entire super-sized bag of popcorn on the back of my head
- Started a massive 500+ person sing-a-long to Billy Joel’s ‘Piano Man’
- Made out on the balcony during a G rated Disney movie (I still feel dirty)
- Fallen into a deep, loud, snore inducing sleep because the theater was air-conditioned and my apartment wasn’t
- Dressed in drag, danced and sung along to the movie
- Eaten a full meal consisting of a whole fried chicken, potatoes, green beans and a large soda and shared it with the stranger who was the only other person watching the movie with me
- Gotten into a screaming match with the projectionist
- After paying for my ticket, waited in the lobby because I was too scared to watch the movie (I was 10)
- Attempted to be cool and impress a girl with my studly Fonzie-ness by jumping seats to get from my row to hers so I could ask her on a date and instead tripped and fell face first into her mini-skirt covered lap
My god, I am such a loser.
Hi Geek, and thanks for your nice comment yesterday. Sorry I haven’t been looking in lately – strange moods come and go. Thks also for email, and hope TNN is coming along. P
PS Totally fabulous page u got! Liked the bathroom one loads, but my friends call me anal at best.
Was that drag attire with dancing & singing to “Rocky Horror”? Otherwise we have a problem.
I’d like to here more about the “Piano Man” incident…
So… did you get the date, fonzie?
No, I didn’t get the date. Yes, it was Rocky Horror. Maybe I’ll tell the Piano Man story one day.
Maybe.
totally geeks rock also I’v e noticed that I do the a few of the same things. this one time I went on a date wid a girl and it was in a cinema(movie theatre) and all I did was complament myself and then we went to pizza hut where i bought myself a meal. And P.E (Gym) suks
Linux rocksssssss
“Vader was seduced by the dark side”
Obi Wan kenobi
i was on a date and i was holding my gf’s hand and i fell asleep, than i started shaking and spazzing out like i had a heart attack, than i woke up noticing that everyone was looking at me wierd.