Yesterday I got the shock of my life.

I was sitting here surfing the highly pornographic educational internet after my much beloved cable repair man left yesterday afternoon, when the doorbell rang. Fully expecting the cable guy to have returned to take me up on my offer of, “a much more personal thank you for a job well done” I opened the door and was amazed to find that it wasn’t the cable guy at all.
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There used to be a picture here, but at the request of Annessa it has been removed.

GeekMan,

How do I adore thee? Let me count the ways…
One, Two – boobies!
Here is a picture for you, showing my love. Now this deserves a link!

I adore you!

Annessa

I’ve got a fan! Take that and toast it where the sun don’t shine Bread! Right up the old yeast-hole, you little bastard. Sideways. With relish.

Now if you’ll excuse me, for some odd reason I have a sudden craving for milk…