But it’s turning into a nightmare.

I’m searching the entire world for something I fricking know exists but can’t find anywhere and it’s driving me crazy. Well… actually, I think cazy-er would be more correct. Anywaste, I need to find powdered hot chocolate, but not just any hot chocolate. No, that would be too fricking easy, wouldn’t it? What I need is powdered WHITE hot chocolate.

What do you mean, ‘Why?’

Obviously because I want the hot chocolate to look like snow because I got this really cool idea for some gift thingies where I have a little glass bowl and the hot chocolate would be a snowy landscape with cinnamon trees all around and I’d have little marshmallow snowmen having a snowball fight with tiny marshmallow dogs running around leaving chocolate chip poop and one of the snowmen could be writing his name in the snow with lemon-juice pee and…

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WTF are you looking at?

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Oh.

Ahem. Well then, never you mind why I need it, I just do. OK?

I remember having powdered Swiss Miss white hot chocolate as a kid, but I can’t find any mention of it on the ConAgra Foods website, so I can only assume that it no longer exists. The closest that I’ve come so far is this product from Ghirardelli, but unfortunately it’s a little too expensive for the purpose I want to use it for. If anyone can find it, or something like it, for less than $3 per 16oz. I’d be so happy I might even grab my pom-poms, jump up and down in my underwear and do a cheer for them.

On second thought, maybe I’ll just buy them a Mighty Messenger Bag instead.