Worst Of

Yeah, I know it’s lame, but I don’t care.

I figured that if everyone else could get away with a stupid list of all the posts that they liked best on their own site, I could too. So, here are the entries I posted in the last year that I think are so bad that everyone should be subjected to them once again just to remind themselves as to how awful this site truly is. I tried to keep it to one entry per month, but sometimes the horror could not be contained to just one post. I’ve also broken them down by month so you can follow my southward, spiraling suckiness through the year and wince in pain as you realize that even though scientists have theorized that these levels of suckiness have existed, no one has actually proven it until now.

May god have mercy on us all.

January
You May Think It’s Funny, But It’s Not

February
Writing Without Thinking

March
Medically Induced Epiphany #79834
The Purple Putz

April
An Army Of Dumb

May
A Sad, Sad Day

June
Grandfather’s Big Day
Where’s My Cane?

July
Oh Boy
Fat Bastard

August
Aneurisms Are Hard

September
September was a bad month. It has been removed from my calendar. Let us never speak of it again.

October
Bad Medicine
Emasculation Proclamation

November
The Mighty Kitchen
Dear Diary
New Arrival
Mind Over Matters