Word Shortage

The words get in the way.

This week is short story week here at The Mighty Geek so I’m going to try to limit my posts to under 500 words each. To the average person this may not sound that hard to do, but considering that these first three sentences of this post have already used up 77 of my allotted 500 words, well you can tell I’m going to have my work cut out for me.

Me like-y to talky.

Anywaste, there are many reasons why I’m doing this experiment this week, not the least of which is that I’m trying to write the new Adam DragonHart story for you so I can post it sometime next week. So, in order to keep my sanity, or what’s left of it, I decided that for this week, and this week only, I would try to keep my Blog posts at a minimum while still entertaining all three of my loyal fans, whom I actually have to pay to get them to visit here although they did manage to trick me into signing a “comments cost extra” clause.

Bastards.

Well, that’s all neither here, nor there and I’m sure you don’t really care. All you probably care about is that beginning tomorrow I’ll be posting a series of short stories based on my childhood memories that are sure to entertain you to no end. So pop some corn, grab a comfy chair and join me tomorrow when GeekMan’s Stupid Short Stories Week begins in earnest! Or, you could do something constructive with your life like learn a trade or raise a family.

You know, whatever floats your boat.