Where’s The Geek?

Back home again, I’m glad to say.

It’s been a crazy couple of weeks for your friendly neighborhood Geek. Not only have I gotten married, but I’ve also had to forego the traditional honeymoon for a summer rain check because I had to fly out to Vegas for work immediately following my wedding day so I could pay for the uber-expensive wedding reception.

Which also means I ain’t getting any for at least 6 months. Dammit.

Anywaste, I just thought I’d drop by and let everyone who sent me an email inquiring about my whereabouts and/or my (mental/emotional) health know that I haven’t died or been re-abducted by alien llamas bent on taking over the world by forcibly shoving giant, angry porcupines playing grand pianos into the rectal cavities of poor unsuspecting Geeks.

Don’t ask, because I don’t know.

I’ve just been really busy working for MightyWife (formally HoBiscuit, unless she decides to keep that old moniker because it’s damn cute) and I haven’t had the time to worry about little things like eating, sleeping or updating this tumbleweed infested website. I do hope to get back to my regular update schedule soon, and you’ll know when that is when the look of the site changes. Until that day however, updates will happen whenever I can get online without incurring the wrath of my overlords.

You know; The Mighty Wife or my Clients of Doom.

In other words;

Due to Real Life being beyond our control, The Mighty Geek will, for the foreseeable future, be only sporadically updated. We’re sorry for the inconvenience our recent and continued absence will no doubt cause you, our valued readership, but to be quite honest we could give a rat’s left testicle because we’re too busy to care. Should you truly need a ‘fix’ of Geeky Humor we humbly suggest some of the links provided on our sidebar as the sites listed therein, while not nearly as humorous as we are, are still good enough to get you by until the real thing is available again because let’s face it, we’re the fricking bestest of the bestest and nobody really wants NutraSweet when they can have Domino Sugar, right? Right? Yeah, we thought you’d see it it our way. Boo-yah.

Peace-out.