Officially, this site still isn’t ‘live’, but I still feel compelled to write something every now and again. I have nothing to say really, I just have a need to let the world know I’m still alive and no amount of pepper spray will keep me away. Well, since you’re here reading this, I guess I might as well update you on the progress I’m making on this site.
Uh, how does very little sound?
It’s not that I haven’t been trying desperately to get this site ready for it’s official launch, which was the end of June but hey, it’s the thought that counts. It’s just that I seem to be thwarted at almost every turn by my archenemy, Laziness. To be fair, my doing actual work on this site is pretty far-fetched since I am an Olympic Level Lazy-Assed Bastard and have won numerous awards both nationally and internationally for my Herculean abilities in the area of Human Laziness.
Remote control wrestling? Gold medal.
Sleep Marathon? Two gold, one silver and a host of bronze.
Looking busy while having nothing to do? World Champion.
Faced with this level of anti-athletic ability, it’s a wonder that I’ve gotten this far at all.
Amen, bruthah.
I don’t even have a DOMAIN for mine, yet.
Yet.
Nothing beats your brother in his prime, though.