Up, Up, And Away

Do you think Superman earns frequent flyer miles? With who?

Well, once again I’m off to work in another State. An altered state. Ha. Ha. In a few hours I’ll be headed to the airport to fly to sunny San Diego for a whole week of work. I’m not sure that I’ll have any time to write while I’m there, but I certainly will try. No, I mean it. I’ll try. Really.

Stop rolling your eyes at me.

Anywaste, since I’ll be gone for another week, I thought it might be fun to write a whole story about the new government website devoted to useless and idiotic ‘knowledge’ that they try to pass off as helpful advice. Unfortunately, all of the late night talk shows beat me to it and now I’m left with nothing but a few moderately humorous observations about the iconic pictures and bad advice on the site. For example, “The farther away you are from the radiation, the lower your exposure.” My lord! Are we really that stupid?

Oh yeah. Dubya. President. Riiiiiight.

With that said, it’s time for me to finish packing and get some sleep. I hope I can find the time to update while on the road, but if I can’t please don’t fret your pretty little heads. I’ll be back March 3rd with all new material and maybe some of it will even be funny!

We can only hope, right?

If you live in or near San Diego and are willing to risk being exposed to my own unique brand of stupidity, drop me an email. I always enjoy the chance to infect new people with my Geekiness. Who knows? You might even find that I’m more pathetic than you ever dreamed it was possible for a human being to be.

Then again, I’ve never claimed to be human, now have I?