I’m celebrating by taking the rest of this week off.
That means no humor from me until Monday. That’s right; I won’t be telling one joke, making one wisecrack or being silly in any way, in public or in private, until Monday at 9am when I arrive back at the office of The Department of Intolerably Idiotic and Asinine Stupidity Cleverly Disguised As Self-Deprecating Humor That Is Not Funny At All. So, if you’re American, Happy Thanksgiving. If you’re not… well, you should kill a turkey anyway.
I mean, they’re just plain ugly, y’know?
Ok, but you’d better have some damn funny material upon your return. I’m gonna need it.
no humour until monday?
okay, and this is different from what?
What time is dinner, so that I can drop by?
Happy Thanksgiving!!!!
(Turkey killer.)
Youre supposed to KILL the turkey?
Oh man.
Happy Thanksgiving.. I see you smiling.. No smiling… STOP. A turkey died for you today.
bored at of my mind at work was looking for something funny to read…this sucks!
bored at of my mind at work was looking for something funny to read…this sucks!