The Twelve Posts Of Christmas

For Michele

On my first post of Christmas,
My true fans gave to me:
A PayPal Dollar Or Three

On my second post of Christmas,
My true fans gave to me:
Two Linky-Loves
And A PayPal Dollar Or Three

On my third post of Christmas,
My true fans gave to me:
Three Fresh Hits
Two Linky-Loves
And A PayPal Dollar Or Three

On my forth post of Christmas,
My true fans gave to me:
Four Commenters
Three Fresh Hits
Two Linky-Loves
And A PayPal Dollar Or Three

On my fifth post of Christmas,
My true fans gave to me:
Five Wishlist Things
Four Commenters
Three Fresh Hits
Two Linky-Loves
And A PayPal Dollar Or Three

On my sixth post of Christmas,
My true fans gave to me:
Six Flamers Flaming
Five Wishlist Things
Four Commenters
Three Fresh Hits
Two Linky-Loves
And A PayPal Dollar Or Three

On my seventh post of Christmas,
My true fans gave to me:
Seven Skins For Skinning
Six Flamers Flaming
Five Wishlist Things
Four Commenters
Three Fresh Hits
Two Linky-Loves
And A PayPal Dollar Or Three

On my eighth post of Christmas,
My true fans gave to me:
Eight War Blogs Warring
Seven Skins For Skinning
Six Flamers Flaming
Five Wishlist Things
Four Commenters
Three Fresh Hits
Two Linky-Loves
And A PayPal Dollar Or Three

On my ninth post of Christmas,
My true fans gave to me:
Nine Cam Whores Whoring
Eight War Blogs Warring
Seven Skins For Skinning
Six Flamers Flaming
Five Wishlist Things
Four Commenters
Three Fresh Hits
Two Linky-Loves
And A PayPal Dollar Or Three

On my tenth post of Christmas,
My true fans gave to me:
Ten Boobies Bouncing
Nine Cam Whores Whoring
Eight War Blogs Warring
Seven Skins For Skinning
Six Flamers Flaming
Five Wishlist Things
Four Commenters
Three Fresh Hits
Two Linky-Loves
And A PayPal Dollar Or Three

On my eleventh post of Christmas,
My true fans gave to me:
‘Leven Rans A-Ranting
Ten Boobies Bouncing
Nine Cam Whores Whoring
Eight War Blogs Warring
Seven Skins For Skinning
Six Flamers Flaming
Five Wishlist Things
Four Commenters
Three Fresh Hits
Two Linky-Loves
And A PayPal Dollar Or Three

On my Twelfth post of Christmas,
My true fans gave to me:
Twelve AIMers AIMing
‘Leven Rants A-Ranting
Ten Boobies Bouncing
Nine Cam Whores Whoring
Eight War Blogs Warring
Seven Skins For Skinning
Six Flamers Flaming
Five Wishlist Things
Four Commenters
Three Fresh Hits
Two Linky-Loves
And A PayPal Dollar Or Three

Anyone have another suggestion?