The New Style

Overheard in a trendy clothing shop.

Woman: “Come on, we’re leaving.”
Man: “Why?”
Woman: “We can’t shop here anymore.”
Man: “What?”
Woman: “I need to leave. Now.”
Man: “But I don’t understand; what about the clothes you were just trying on…?”
Woman: “…”
Man: “What did I do? Why are you so angry?”
Woman: “It’s not you I’m angry with!”
Man: “Then why are you yelling at me?”
Woman: “Just shut up and let’s go!”
Man: “Tell me what happened.”
Woman: “…”
Man: “Honey…”
Woman: “They didn’t fit! Ok? Happy now?”
Man: “Is that all? Well, why don’t we just find them in a size that does fit…”
Woman: “Because they should fit me! The label says that they’re a medium and I’m a medium which means they should be my size! But they aren’t! So, since all my other clothes are a medium, those clothes can’t be a medium if they’re too small for me, which means that everything in the store is wrong so I’m not shopping here anymore!”
Man: “I see.”
Woman: “And?”
Man: “You’re absolutely right. We can’t ever shop here again. Let’s go.”

And he didn’t even crack a smile! He is my HERO!