La-la-la! I’m not listening!
For some reason, this made-up song has been in my head for the last hour or so. In the hopes of stopping the madness I’m posting it here for the whole world to see. Maybe, just maybe, sharing it with you will shut up the voices in my head long enough for me to actually eat. Enjoy.
I’m so hungry gotta, gotta eat
I’m so hungry coldcut meat
I’m so hungry poop looks good
Think I won’t? You know I would!Eat, eat, eat!
Meat, meat, meat!
Order in or hit the street?Leftovers are oh so smelly
Need to put food in my belly
Look in fridge what do I see?
Nothing good inside for meI’m so hungry gotta, gotta eat
I’m so hungry coldcut meat
I’m so hungry poop looks good
Think I won’t? You know I would!Should I get some nice Chinese?
Or, how about some Japanese?
Mexican, Vietnamese
Thai, Italian, Portuguese?Choices, choices everywhere
I can’t decide, I’m in despair!
I need to eat or I’ll waste away
Where the hell to go today?!I’m so hungry gotta, gotta eat
I’m so hungry coldcut meat
I’m so hungry poop looks good
Think I won’t? You know I would!
Holy crap, I’m hungry.
No.
Theres just something wrong with someone singing “Meat Meat Meat”
wow, that kicks the ass of my “i’m goin’ down the little frontage road” lyrics. but i’m betting that my melody is catchier.