The King Is Dead

A little advice.

If you ever should happen to find yourself walking past the Flamingo Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas at around two in the afternoon you should do yourself a favor and close your eyes, plug your ears and run for your life. If you don’t, then you have a very good chance of being scarred for life as you witness the worst impersonation of all time. A very fat, middle-aged, tone-deaf and Asian Elvis singing, ‘Hound Dog’.

Trust me, it’s not nearly as amusing as it sounds.

2 Comments

  1. I was hypnotized by the Flamingoes sparkly pink & gold-type lights as a naive little 11 year old.

    Now, as a much wiser & not-at-all taller 18 year old (stop laughing!), I can safely say that the thought of said lights makes me vomit. However, a fat Asian Elvis has *got* to be an awe-inspiring sight.. right? Right??

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