Safety Alert

Men, listen up.

Jumping rope can be a great way to exercise as it gives you a total body aerobics workout without the need for cluttering up your home with large, overpriced, celebrity-endorsed equipment. You’ll certainly work up a sweat if you jump rope for as little as 15 minutes a day and doing it gives your legs (calves & thighs), abdomen, chest, shoulders, back & arms a wonderful workout.

Feel the burn, baby.

However, when jumping rope all men should keep in mind that safety comes first. And no matter how convenient it might seem at the time, you should always remember to wear the proper clothing when doing your workout. Remember men, jumping rope in the nude is never a good idea. Especially when you’ve just woken up and Mr. Winky is still ‘excited’ to start a brand new day.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need some Neosporin, a flesh colored band-aid and a bucket of ice.