How do you cut your nails?
Honestly, when you’re cutting your nails, do you just round off the top, as if you were at a barber shop and just needed a trim? You know, “Just a little off the top?†Or do you clip your nails as far down as you can get the clippers? You know, really digging in and trying to get as much nail in one shot so it forms that happy little crescent moon of nail droppings? Do you find yourself clipping your nails like some obsessive-compulsive manic monkey until the tips of your fingers hurt when you touch something and the sides of your fingers bleed? Do you get some sort of perverse pleasure out of creating the perfect rounded-top fingernail? Do you believe your life lacks meaning unless your nails are better clipped than your friends’ nails?
No?
Oh…
Uhhhh… Me neither.
