I’ve gotten very lazy.
While it’s true that I’ve been working hard in real life, if I were to be completely honest about it there’s no valid reason or excuse for my lack of updates on this site. I might bring up how excruciatingly difficult my life is right now, but I’m no pansy who cries on strangers shoulders in the hopes of garnering some sympathy, or at least some spare change.
Because I know firsthand that it doesn’t work, that’s why.
Well, truth be told, I’ve just been a bit preoccupied with certain other things in my life right now. And before you psycho women out there go ballistic, HoBiscuit is NOT pregnant. No bun in the oven here. And believe me, the way things are going right now if we found out that we were pregnant I would probably suspect some higher power of playing a joke on me. You know, “We’re pregnant… with quintuplets!â€
Oy. Just imagining that scenario gives me hives.
And speaking of hives, guess what season it is? That’s right, it’s allergy season! My favoritist time of the fricking year! And this year they’re really kicking my butt. To put it in perspective, if my body was Iraq, Zyrtec was America’s armed forces and my allergies were Al-Qaeda then I’m sorry to say that Osama has won and he’s set up his headquarters in the caves of my sinuses. And every time he says “Death to America,†I sneeze until my nose bleeds.
Ugh. I fricking hate, hate, HATE allergies.
So hows about a Dander Steak and a glass of Pollen to wash that down with? For afters.. a dustball.
So, um, ya want I should send you a cat? Or two?
Hey! I am *not* psycho.
(Are you sure HB isn’t preggers?)
Geekmanmightything,
Eat more salads. I eat loads<<— of salad !! (even in the winter months) and I drink loads of water. I find that eating, radish, tomatoes, yellow and red peppers, spring onions and green leaf lettuce combined, has a very calming effect on your system. Wash well before hand, dont peel any skin, eat the whole (espcially radish). The natural colourings in raw food is there for a reason. It helps protect against many diseases that no othe r man made medicine can beat and its cheaper. I would recommend eating three to four portions of salad or veggies a week with your favourite main dish on the same plate. I think half a plate of salad with your dish. In my mind, salads, veg and fruits food stop mucus membrane over production or irritaions, helps immunity indirectly, so helps allergy problems etc… naturally. Here’s proof. Next door neighour to my Aunts (He’s called Falcon or Con Travis, he worked on the Enigma Machine during the war, also wrote many childrens puzzle books, here’s a link to his work http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/results.asp?z=y&ath=Falcon+Travis) was prescribed by his doctor about a year ago, to eat an orange and a banana a day. It’s not doing him any harn either, hes in his late 80’s and very sharp!
Claire