I apologize in advance for any emotional damage the following announcement will cause my readership.
After months of derisive insults and weeks of threats to my physical health and emotional well being, I finally caved in and granted his request. I’m ashamed to reveal this unnatural travesty to the world at large, but if I don’t he’s going to hound me until I die of a bleeding, cancerous ulcer. In light of that fact I have no choice, so here goes nothing. Ladies and gentlemen of the Internet, lock your doors and hide the butter because evil incarnate is coming to dinner.
Bread is on the web. May god have mercy on us all.
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(in my best Homer Simpson voice:) Dough!
(in my best ESPN voice) Good God. Hide the women and children.