Thanks to my good friend Mr. Scummy Lawyer for pointing out FAQ #9. Now, the next time I go to a certain parking garage in midtown with my camera, I know I need only pay $30 to lawfully protect my Elvis sighting. Because, and I know it sounds a little crazy, but the 4’5” tall Mexican working there really looks like the king. Especially at night, if you’re wearing sunglasses and he’s standing in a dark corner about 50’ from where you’re standing. And he’s standing sideways. With a Range Rover, Pathfinder, Honda Accord and a 1968 orange VW Bug kinda-sorta blocking your view.
Oh, and you also kinda need to squint. A lot.
Do you have one of those cameras that can squint for you?