Excerpt from a (slightly embellished) telephone conversation;
Client :: “Hi Geek, it’s Client. How are you?”
Geek :: “Hi Client! I’m fine how’ve you been?”
Client :: “Good, good. Sorry I haven’t called in a while but now that I have I was wondering what your schedule looked like.”
Geek :: “My schedule? For when?”
Client :: “How about this afternoon? I need someone to do some graphic work. It’s easy stuff and it should only be for a couple of hours.”
Little Voice in Geek’s Head :: “Run! Run far, run fast, but RUN!”
Geek :: “I think I can make it this afternoon. How does 2pm sound?”
Client :: “Great! Bring a computer with you.”
Little Voice :: “Here it comes.”
Geek :: “You need my computer? Uh, how big is this job?”
Client :: “Well, actually we’re creating a pitch for the business of (really big company). They’re looking for a new PR firm and we made the second cut. We need an entire multimedia presentation by 8:00 tomorrow morning. Be here by noon. Bye!”
Little Voice :: “You poor, stupid fool.”
Geek :: “Someone kill me.”
Although no one did manage to kill me, it wasn’t for lack of trying.